PRICED TO SELL
A small down payment and you can call this all new three story development yours!
Includes space for tortured felines and vengeful old lay cat lovers; access to deadly games of betrayal played out against the backdrop of a search for a cure to a killer virus; room for expansion into urban centers where kill crazy Cenobites trigger an inner city riots; and plenty of heating and skeletons in closets! Deal of a lifetime. ... or any time after! Owner, after midnight, call 666-555-PAIN.